book report-Amelia's school survival guide

Amelia's school survival guide is not a story. It's just survival guide. Her school is about to start and no way do she want to make the same mistakes that she made lasr year.So she is writing this guide to be sure she do things right. She have 10mistake,first, she will not call her teacher mom by mistake. 2,She will bring pencil at least two. 3,She will going to be at school earlyand meet her friend. 4,she promise, that she will going to return all books on time. 5,She will going to make make if she don't have anyone to play with at recess. 6,She will care about her grades,not other grade. 7,She will absolutely try to sit in frint of the class, so she can see well. 8,She will going to eat good breakfast. 9, she will going to learn new word and use it every week. 10, She will be prepared when she are in the school. So school tools! She wrote, she will going to bring tools what she really need. Also she will going to be prepared to school. Another one, Amlelia's guide to teacher. The monotne mumbler, is really boaring. Only mouth is moving and tha's it. helpful hint for this is wear tight underwear,the pain will keep you awake. The homework heaper. This teacher always give us many many homework. Helpful hint:Try sleeping in this class,then you'll be fresh for your homework later. The chatty cheerleader is really chatty. And she is always try to be happy. Helpful hint from Amelia:Get in to the spirit and join the team it'll be more fun. The gruff grump. This teacher is always looks angry. Never smiled. Helpful hin from Amelia:Try whatever you can to cheer him up. He might loose some of his gruffness(But she don't promise). Doormat teacher. This teacher never controle kids. Her class will be always noisy. Helpful hin from Amelia:Protect this delicate endangered species by telling the other students to listen to her.Shiw her your respect. Perfect teacher!This teacher is perfect. Helpful hint:Just listen to her do what she said. This one is helpful. Title is "Spice up your book report". So what you are reading,this is bookreport. Now how to spice up,1Add details. Give a reason.2Explain how the book made you feel and what parts made you feel that way most. 3Is there is something in the book you would change?Like ending?story?4Pretend you're reviewing the book for other kids. That's it. To bring lunch is the title. We can trade our lunch food each other, but you need to know what you're getting. Also, don't bring food that is sloppy things. If you really want to bring it and eat, then bring extra shirt. Now the bad school photo. When we are taking a photo in school,make sure there is nothing on your teeth, don't cut your hair before you ttok a picture,don't let your friends make up your face, don't wear itch cloth,When they say cheese, don't think stinky smelly yellow cheese. Well there is more funny things, but I think its to long to write all. I really would like to recommend this book to my friends. It has many funny picture each page. It's interesting. Read it and write more good book report then this(IMPOSSIBLE!!Joking..). Bye